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Wednesday, 23 November 2016

The 10 Steps of Tidying Up

Step 1: Stare at mess and cry.

Step 2: Procrastinate for 1-3 days.

Step 3: Step over mess while getting stressed about mess.

Step 4: Realise you need to do something about the state your place is in.

Step 5: Start in a corner of the untidy vision while watching Netflix. Film ends, tidying has not started.

Step 6: Put music on instead so not to distract from the task. Crazy dancing occurs, tidying has not.

Step 7: Try doing it without any form of entertainment. Take “deserved” nap.

Step 8: A week later actually get it done finally and forever.

Step 9: Feel how good a tidy room and house is. Make vow that you will never let it get this messy again.

Step 10: Repeat.


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